Computer game naked

Loads of loads of nudity. Larry gets naked in almost every game, often spends a decent amount of time in the buff. It's worth noting that you actually play Larry Laffer's nephew in Magna Cum Laude, which means the nakedness is cross-generational. That's weird, I know. Perhaps my favorite example of Larry's aversion to clothing is when he's left drunk and nude in the bar, in MCL. Fun times. Rampage combines everyone's favorite giant monsters in one game.

You've got a Godzilla-like named Lizzie, a King Kong-like named George, and a giant werewolf named Ralph huh I don't remember a giant werewolf movie. Anyway, you're knocking down buildings, eating random citizens, swatting planes out of the sky you know, being a general nuisance. But there's one thing you don't realize until the very end as you're reaching for your next quarter - all three characters are buck naked the whole time. Yep, when you finally lose all your health, your massive monster shrinks back down to human form, covers his or her privates, and quickly shuffles off-screen.

Which, of course, means that they've been running around with their junk hanging out the whole time. I'm sure your hapless victims really enjoyed that eyeful of gorilla dong they got before being crushed to their deaths under a pile of rubble. Though, if you think about it, a giant gorilla wearing underpants might be more ridiculous.

Animals don't wear clothes seriously, they don't, so stop trying to put your dog in a sweater , so it's always funny to see how certain cartoon characters get anthropomorphized. Of all of Nintendo's games, Donkey Kong Country perhaps features the most egregious violation of public deceny laws, as none of its characters seem to own a pair of pants. They clearly understand the concept of clothes, though. Donkey Kong's got a tie, Diddy's got a shirt and hat, and King K. Rool has that sweet cape. But despite all that, everyone's nether regions continue to flap in the warm jungle breeze.

Maybe everyone in Kong Kountry is just cool with letting it all hang out. This is probably the least memorable of Mystique's clothing-free jamborees, but the nudity is just as strong. The Party games are like Breakout with genitals, as you use a paddle to bump a naked person against a wall of bodies of the opposite gender.

If you're playing Bachelor Party, it's a naked dude tossed against a batch of females. In Bachelorette Party a companion game published by Playaround , a lady is thrown into a pile of dudes.

It's no surprise that developers toned down the naked playable characters for quite a while after this pair; the premise of this game a paddle pushing nude characters into each other made absolutely no sense. In comparison, the other Atari naked parties are downright coherent. Rust might be the only game where it pays to be in the buff, rather than clothed. While you start without clothing and aim to acquire it, there's a faction within Rust known as the Penis Brothers that roam the world in the buff.

If they find you, they'll present two options; strip down to nothing and join the unclothed faction Did we mention that this game is multiplayer-only? Yes, the Penis Brothers are not a construct of Facepunch Studios; each, er, member of this faction is a person who's logged onto Rust and decided to dedicate hours of their time to furthering the cause of the Penis Brothers by running around digitally nude and killing the digitally clothed.

From the asses The way each game plays is You use the most inappropriate secretion possible for each gender to put out the fire while dodging rocks lobbed by the hungry cannibals not a sentence I ever thought I'd write. Once the fire's gone, the captive will escape by grabbing onto your most prominent, dangly part. Apparently all of the rope on the helicopter was used to tie your character to it, so none left to rescue the hostage with.

Unlikeable heroes, wanton, misanthropic violence, and men with receding mullets. It could not get more foul. Unfortunately, IO Interactive refused to believe that universally self-evident fact, and so decided to scale things up quite radically part-way through the second game. The game is, after all, one long series of pretty damn horrific snuff films. The first thing that comes to mind when you think of Manhunt, after all, is probably plastic bag suffocation.

Or chainsaw impalement, or something. If you know the game beyond the headlines, though, you might think something different. As we all know, you never see the Duke without a scantily-clad honey or fifteen in tow. The man was designed as a testament to everything a nineties action hero should be.

Ballachingly bad one-liners, muscles on the muscles on his muscles, guns out the wazzoo, and all the ladies. Throughout the Duke Nukem series, busty babes have always been a recurring motif. Usually of the generic damsels-in-distress variety, sadly, but there they are. One of the naked-est, most controversial, and most patently ridiculous games to ever hit consoles.

Think Game and Watch classic Helmet , only with a nude dude in a cowboy hat. Oh, Kratos. The God of War series has always reveled in its way-over-the-top, brutal combat, and it's totally unapologetic about it. Super gory god-execution scenes not being quite controversial enough, Kratos wants to get in on a little of that famous Ancient Greek promiscuity as well.

Over the course of the series, he manages to bed all kinds of dusky maidens, including goddess of love herself, Aphrodite. Geralt of Rivia, as franchise fans will know, is a Witcher. This means two things. Witchers are loners by profession, eschewing relationships, and emotions for their calling. Many of these scenes are quite comical, and much more entertaining as a result. In one mission, a conversation ensues between a business big-shot and a visitor, while said big-shot is mid-massage.

Rockstar skirt the issue by framing the scene so that no nakedness is seen, before ending the conversation with a lingering, full on, view of our host. A controversial visual gag, there. It's full of twists but it's very wholesome. There's no problem that can't be solved by three roommates talking about it while throwing around one-liners.

It was one of the most romantic things I've seen in any dating sim, and then afterwards we went back to his hotel room and it got very explicit.

I called Coming Out on Top "wholesome" but it does feature actual raunch, which will be pixelated if you play the censored version from Steam. It also gets dark and weird sometimes. I don't want to spoil it for you, but the stuff with the goldfish really goes some places.

If you like this you might also like: Tusks , a dating sim about gay orcs. If you played Shadow of Mordor and wanted to get even closer to the hunky green dudes, well, here's your chance. It's a cyberpunk dystopia and you're a semi-organic robot on the run. You fall in with a friendly group who are investigating a mystery that might be the fault of an evil corporation's experiments, because this is cyberpunk after all. Where does the sex come in?

Well, that mystery being investigated is that everyone in the city has become inexplicably horny. Each day you choose whether to pursue the main plot or one of your new friends, several of whom are romanceable. The rest are being added in patches thanks to Patreon backers, who get the latest build.

You can also just wander around the city, busting up surveillance droids for valuable scrap, talking to people, and, yeah, having quite a lot of sex. Hardcoded is well-written, and it has a great pixel-art adventure game look. I'd recommend it even if it wasn't about sexbots who've just had their boobs upgraded and would like a chance to test them out. If you like this you might also like: Mutiny!! A collection of Robert Yang's minigames, Radiator 2 includes Stick Shift about a dude driving a car he's way into , Succulent about a dude eating a corndog he's way into , and Hurt Me Plenty about spanking.

While the third one straight-up simulates a sexual act, the first two are extended, unsubtle double entendres and both are hilarious. They're interactive music videos in which your mouse-waggling builds the visuals towards an over-the-top crescendo. Yang's games delight in taking 3D characters who look like they belong in a shooter his early work includes Half-Life 2 mods , then stretching and exaggerating them for effect.

They're like sexed-up versions of an0nymoose's Source Filmmaker videos. There's a bonus in Radiator 2, an extra game you unlock by clicking the condom on the menu screen.

It gives you a sniper rifle that shoots prophylactics and sets you up across the street from a building full of men who need protection. A bizarre parody of modern military shooters follows.

If you like this you might also like: The Tearoom , another of Yang's games, this time set in a truckstop bathroom in the s.

The aim is to pick up dudes and get them off without being busted by the police. To keep things PG all the dicks are replaced by the one thing you can put in any game without criticism—guns. There's a complex plot involving a disguise and a popularity competition worth five million dollars, but what Ladykiller in a Bind is about is being stuck on a cruise for a week with a ship full of horny young people.